I'm Going to Stab You with a Fork, Winter, and It's Going to Hurt

Chase gave me her cooties and it just took me nearly 45 minutes to swallow a bowl of noodle soup.

√ Feeling of head becoming detached from the rest of the body.
√ Earache.
√ Having to fight for a place and blanket in bed with mutts that smell like the outdoors. Feeling much too wonky to give them baths.
√ Spent far too much time playing with symbols after discovered the 2-key combinations to make: œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷
√ Love Mac.
√ Kid's still sick.
√ Need clean sheets. And my mommy.