AND THE SEX IS....

Bet you wish you knew huh! Yeah well so do we. It seems our child gets his/her stubborn attitude from my wonderful wife. He was sleeping in the breach position and would not move to save our lives. Uma showed up with a hugely full bladder she was in so much pain sitting around waiting for the Dr. to come get us and the baby kept kicking for position. Once we got into the room and the Dr. started the ultrasound she marvelled at how full her bladder was. She said it looked painful. I can attest to that cause Uma kept hitting me to take out the pain. Anyways she said it was stupid to keep her bladder full with the baby this big and she couldnt see anything else. So she went to the bathroom and we started again. This time the baby was asleep in the breach with his or her legs together and would not spread them for anything. The Dr. kept pushing and we were thumping the belly and Uma was squirming but to no avail. I actually think I saw the baby give us the finger at one point. Now the good news is that the baby, whatever it is, is completely healthy and somewhere around the 70% body size. We have a really nice profile photo of the baby's face. Uma swears he has my nose and my forehead. God help this poor child if that true. Has anybody seen my forehead, I mean seriously, what a rough way to start out in this world looking like me.